Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Odds and Ends
I'm done with the semester and on to the summer work--the last stretch before I finish my MA and start the PhD. Despite the hectic past few weeks of reading/writing I managed to get some romance reading in.
Oh, who am I kidding. I lost it about half-way through my
Madame Bovary/Theodor
Adorno paper and decided to go on a Susan Elizabeth Phillips binge. I read all my favorites.
It Had to Be You,
This Heart of Mine,
Nobody's Baby But Mine, Dream a Little Dream,
Kiss an Angel, and
Ain't She Sweet-- all consumed in the space of two weeks. And I still managed to get two papers written. And (to gloat a little) got an A on one of 'em (the
Persuasion paper; I'm less optimistic about the Flaubert).
Re-reading the
SEPs reawakened my dormant urge to write a contemporary, and I woke this morning to a vivid half-sleeping dream in which the first scene and basic plot of a novel spooled through my head. In fact, lots of imaginary people have been talking to each other in my head since I started
bookmooching authors'
backlists like a fiend in January. There's also a new historical that I'm
thisclose to starting.
Which brings me to my current writing problem: Oh Mistress Mine, why are thou sucking? I've been "working" on you for two years now, and you're not getting much better--or much longer. How much of this is grad school malaise and how much is a book that's not working? When do you decide to plow through and when to jump ship? (Forgive the mixing of agricultural and nautical metaphors, but writers block will drive one to it) I ditched one novel at about 40,000 words when I first started writing and don't regret it, but I sometimes wish I could have finished that book. I still like
Aimée and Gregory, but they don't haunt my head like my new characters do. Just a case of grass-is-greener?
To close, before heading to the gym and trying to write a few pages (and reading some 18
th-century treatises on smallpox inoculation for my thesis):
I finished my last Laura
Kinsale this morning. I had saved
Midsummer Moon for about four years, because I just wasn't ready to have none of her books left to look forward to. But to celebrate the end of the semester, I read it and loved it, and now I'm feeling satisfied and a little sad and more than a little tempted to go on a
Kinsale binge...which I really can't afford after my last three days of leisure.
And finally, an excellent
procastinatory tool. I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time. Anyone with a passion for correct punctuation and a healthy appreciation of the absurd will enjoy.
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
What's so Punny?
R&B lust songs: there's nothing subtle about them, nor do I find them particularly sexy. Really, they can make anything sound dirty and somewhat vile. I mean, some day I expect to hear, "Yeah, I'll buy your groceries" crooned out with all sorts of sleazy innuendo.
I realize that this is an issue of personal taste, and I may be in the minority here. But, seriously? I'm glad you don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind, R. Kelly, but I doubt I'll be playing your music during an intimate moment any time soon.
Imagine my delight when I heard Mutlu in concert. He opened for Amos Lee--his good friend and the current recipient of my Talented Famous People Lust (trust me, more about Amos Lee later). Mutlu sang a song called "Board Games," that was totally mocking R&B lust ala Usher and the rest. Who could resist such lyrics? Such heartfelt crooning and cocky "yeahs" spicing up the song?
The satire! The puns! Oh, joy!
Saw you at the club the other night,
Wearing those pants that were so, so tight.
Sipping Hennessy
You better be
The girl I mack
tonight I’m a pimp, I’m a hustler, I’m a G, I’m a player
In this county of love I’m the mayor
Chutes and Ladders, Candyland
Do you want to play some truth or dare?
Ladies, what? Monopoly!
Yeah, there’s no stopping me...
Trust me, the song will crack you up. Just listen to it here to get the full Mutlu magic.
Unfortunately, you can't download "Board Games" anywhere. You can't even read the lyrics, though I'm attempting to rectify that situation. Happily, you can get "Caramel," a song Mutlu wrote that Amos Lee frequently sings (but tragically, only in concert--no official recording).
Let me know what you think! Help me try to complete the lyrics--or tell us about your favorite parody songs.
This is Mutlu:
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Saturday, May 10, 2008
Contest: Name that Navy Book!
How's this for inspiring cover art?
Did you ever read any of Debbie Macomber's "Navy" books? She wrote them for Silhouette Special Edition, and they had names like Navy Husband and Navy Woman. Theresa and I discovered these books while she was pondering whether or not to join--you guessed it--the navy. Not only did we greatly enjoy all of the "Navy" books we picked up at the used bookstore, but we took great pleasure in annotating them with our comments and sending them off to China, where our good friend Riley was working for the Peace Corps.
It was lighthearted reading for a transitional time in all of our lives. We were fresh out of college, starting to pursue our own career paths... all of us agonizing over what the future might hold, and all of us making dating choices that definitely do NOT belong in a romance novel.
Fast forward six years later: Riley and Theresa are both happily married, and I'm (also happily) engaged. The truly fun part for Theresa: not only is she a full-fledged Navy doc, but she married someone from her program! That's right, her man is an officer and a doctor. Be still, my heart.
Anneliese and I were lucky enough to attend the official church nuptials together (more about our hijinks later, I'm sure). I think Ms. Kelly will join me in saying that the wedding was truly delightful, and we couldn't be happier for our friend.
In celebration, we've decided to host our first contest. We think Theresa deserves her own book in the "Navy" series. Post a title, a tag line, and a blurb that does justice to this double-Navy-doc romance. Deadline: May 20th. Winner gets a romance novel from my extensive collection!
Here's an example from one of Macomber's books:
Title: Navy Blues
Tagline: She needed just one night with him . . .
Blurb: Despite her ex-husband's bullheadedness, Carol Kyle knew he'd be the perfect man to father the child she so desperately wanted. Yet she also realized that the strong, honorable man would never allow his child to be raised without a father. So Carol needed to plot, to plan, to maneuver, to seduce Steve into her bed for one last time . . . And then once more. Still, the passion when they were together was never the problem - it was the absences that tore them apart. Had they grown enough to chance trying again - especially when Carol's plan seemed about to work?
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Shaking Those Moody Blues
Why can’t I concentrate? Why can’t I write brilliant, passionate prose? The sad fact is that I’m too busy worrying about my day job.
Ah, the joys of being a young teacher. My school district finds itself in a bit of a levy bind… which means, if the taxpayers aren’t feeling generous in a few weeks, I can kiss my job goodbye. It’s a little thing we like to call “reduction in force,” (RIF) and in my neck of the woods it’s done entirely by seniority. Merit doesn’t matter. It’s a slap in the face to realize that I’ve been working my butt off for nothing. The disillusioned tenure jockey who hates children and flunks a third of his class? Totally safe from budget cuts… and he already makes $10,000 a year more than I do. But I’m young and idealistic, so I’m toast.
I know that every cloud has a silver lining. Truly, I do. I think if I lose my teaching job I won't wear myself out looking for another one. I’ll substitute, I’ll ponder my graduate school options (hello, history PhD program!), and I’ll write. It might actually end up being better for my long-term ambitions.
So what's the problem? I guess I’m just generally depressed, because many people in my community have been responding with such vitriol to the whole levy discussion.
Yeah, I’m a bleeding-heart teacher type. I’d gladly open my meager pocket book so that we can keep things like librarians and art in our schools (call me crazy, but I think librarians are important). At the same time, I can appreciate any reasoned and respectful viewpoint, even if it’s different from my own. Some people planning to vote no have articulated valid reasons for their choice. That’s great; that’s democracy.
But unfortunately, reactionary cruelty seems to be our general modus operandi… at least when it comes to online discussion. This is typical of many of the bloggers in my community (here responding to the prediction that the levy will pass): “how can it be the NO voters r in the minority? Gosh must be teachers counting the votes wrong? Folks will vote yes when Johnny can read and add! There is a very OLD saying out there, people whom can do people whom can't teach, seems nothing has change this last 20 years!”
I could focus on the misquoting of the old adage, which is actually, “Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach." Or I could focus on the irony of someone failing to use proper grammar while they bemoan “Johnny’s” inability to read and add correctly. I could also ask how cutting funding and mocking teachers is going to enable (or inspire) anyone in the education system to do a better job than they’re doing right now. Call me crazy, but I’m not motivated by punishment and derision.
Still, I’m not going to focus on any of those things. I’m just going to ask: why do some people think that it’s okay to abandon common courtesy when they’re commenting online? And why do teachers get so much flak? I know there are lousy teachers out there (see tenure jockey, above). But there are lousy people in every profession. That’s no reason to sneer at a whole group!
I just want to say to some of these bloggers, “I respect that your vote may render me unemployed. But please do me the same courtesy. Respect that, while I have my job, I’m honestly doing the best I can to teach your child. I am a highly capable person and I chose this profession. Let me have some dignity.”
Am I alone in thinking we could use a little online etiquette? And just how do I get my mind off things I can’t control? Let me know what you think!
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Going For Broke or An Unconventional Approach to Curing Writer's Block

Being an aspiring writer in New York City can be wonderful: inspiration in the air, the publishing industry easily accessible, fantastic research institutions nearby. It can also be debilitating: the constant sense of not writing enough, successfully enough, and quickly enough and the constant stream of distractions outside the writing room (or couch, in my small-apartment-style life) have done as much damage to my writing mojo as my grad school commitments.
But I will fear no longer, for I believe I have found a surefire way to block out the city's relentless thrills and rededicate myself to scholarly and literary pursuits--namely, my poverty. You see, my husband and I are the brand-new, not-even-truly-closed-upon-yet owners of a two bedroom apartment in Park Slope, Brooklyn, and I will never be able to afford to do anything in this city again.
I do think this (exciting!) event will be beneficial to my writing. I'm leaving Manhattan and I'm going to have to cut down on my social life a bit, for financial reasons, but that will help me find additional writing time. We'll have a second room to use as an office, as least until we have kids in a few years. A dedicated writing/studying space should help me with my focus in both areas, something I've been struggling with mightily this last semester. I'm a person very much affected by my environment, and I can't help but think that having a home that's truly mine, that I can paint and love and make beautiful, will help me feel creative and productive.
Of course, all the time and energy it will take to move there won't help my writing this summer. Nor will the immense effort I need to put into writing my MA thesis and studying for my comps. But there's always something to keep you from writing. I've let that be my excuse for too long.
(Photo is the main sitting room in my pretty new apartment. Love the bay window and working fireplace just out of the shot).Labels: personal update, stress, the writing life, whining
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Sunday, April 06, 2008
Honeymoon, or Getaway?
Dear reader, you must be wondering if I'm ever going to get back to posting about writing and/or reading. Rest assured that I have not abandoned these pursuits entirely! However, I do so enjoy putting forth the occasional wedding plan poll, and I might as well take advantage of the opportunity while I can!
So. Today's question is about romantic getaways. The Fiancé and I decided long ago that we would take vacations at least four times a year (once a season). Sadly, we're only averaging about once a year... and I would like to step things up to the original plan! We have also decided to spend four nights on the Oregon coast. This could be a progressive honeymoon (start at the southernmost point of interest, and work our way back up to Washington) or we might just stay in one place and relax. Some of our favorite things to do on any vacation include:
- Behaving in an utterly mushy and romantic manner
- Sleeping in--comfortable rooms a must!
- Eating very good food and drinking fantastic beverages
- Spoiling ourselves at a spa
- Doing a wine-tasting, if at all possible
With that in mind, the following options are up for the honeymoon. Take a virtual tour! Help us decide where to go! Or, if you happen to be an Oregon Coast Aficionado, tell me about the hidden little gem of a town/hotel I've forgotten in my search.
The Edgefield - Troutdale, Oregon
Okay, so it's not on the coast. But it does have many lovely options for food and drink--including a winery out back! Ooh, pretty! And tasty! Ooh, and a spa! Check out the website. Isn't it cool? I love McMenamins, and this is supposed to be their best hotel. I mean, who wouldn't love to spend the night in a converted poor farm? Woohoo! Well, perhaps this might be good for a quick weekend vacation later in the year.
The Inn At Spanish Head - Lincoln City, Oregon
Apparently, it's the state's only resort hotel built right on the beach. Floor-to-ceiling windows, balconies, and full kitchens in many of the rooms (not that I plan to cook on my honeymoon!) Amenities include: oceanfront restaurant and bar, outdoor heated pool, ocean-view spa, a short elevator ride to the beach. Although... I couldn't find a link to the spa. Could anyone else?
Hecata Head Lighthouse - Florence, Oregon
This bed and breakfast is a converted lighthouse keeper's cottage. You get to wander around the grounds (including the lighthouse). Amenities include: gorgeous decor, a decadent seven-course breakfast every morning, and a chance for Kate to feel like Anne of Green Gables. There is no spa on the lonely cliff (go figure), but the Overleaf Spa is close by in Yachata.
Cannon Beach, Oregon
Squee! The spa! How lovely. Whenever you tell anyone that you're going to Oregon for a romantic reason, they say "Go to Cannon Beach." I have no idea where we'd stay, though. I looked at links for The Ocean Lodge or The Stephanie Inn. They both look nice. What does everyone think?
All right! I would love your thoughts--we're going to try to book our honeymoon this week!
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Saturday, March 01, 2008
Meme: Six Things You May Not Know About Me
In a startling confluence of events, I was hemming and hawing about what to blog about. Then, Alyssa tagged me for the "Six Things You May Not Know About Me" meme. Yay! Problem solved, although I'm not sure what juicy tidbits I have yet to reveal in previous memes.
From Alyssa, here are the rules:
- You link back to the person who tagged you.
- Post these rules on your blog.
- Share six unimportant things about yourself.
- Tag six random people at the end of your entry.
- Let the tagged people know by leaving a comment on their blogs.
Without further ado, my six unimportant items:
1) I don't like pork as a dinner entrée, but I love bacon or sausage at breakfast.
2) I've been in the play A Midsummer Night's Dream twice. The first time, I was the equivalent of a chorus person. The second time, I played Puck.
3) My preferred drink at Starbucks is a Grande Nonfat Cinnamon Dolce Latte with whipped cream. I've also been to the Oracle of Starbucks to see what my drink type says about my personality. Fun!
4) My spice cupboard is out of control. Because I like to cook all kinds of ethnic food, I've got everything from dried mint leaves to Garam Masala. The one spice I don't currently own (but desperately want to) is saffron.
5) One of The Fiancé's many nicknames for me is "Garden Gnome" (long story). Because of this, I've been getting hideous garden gnome gag gifts from his family at Christmas.
6) I agree with the American Film Institute when they say, "deeply principled and idealistic attorney Atticus Finch (portrayed by Gregory Peck), from To Kill a Mockingbird, was chosen as the greatest hero in 100 years of film history."
And the six people I am tagging:
Shelli
Anissa
Sam
Samantha
LadyTink
RomanceLoverLabels: links, lists, meme, personal
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